As the Yankees sealed their 27th World Series, I'm reminded once again how much Jesus hates losers. In postgame interviews, Andy Pettite and Mario Riveria both thanked Jesus for helping them get to the postseason and win the World Series. This year, it looks like Jesus loved the Yankees just a little bit more. If Jesus truly loved each time and player equally, players from both sides could thank Jesus for helping them win the game. But, unless you are one those pansy parents who think there can actually be two winners in a sporting event, you know only one side can claim victory. And tonight, it's apparent that Jesus hates both the Phillies and Philadelphia.
No one has been interviewed on the Phils yet, but I'm guessing they are going to thank Jesus for helping them lose. And, that's because they know they let Jesus down.
It's really sad, because if I lived in Philly, I would hope Jesus loved me. After all, what else would you have going for you living and playing in the city with the worst fans in America.
I don't what to say to the Phillies. Maybe pray harder in spring training next year.
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